"Host, do you want to become stronger?"
"I do!"
"But it might come at a small price."
"What price?"
"You'll be bald forever."
"Never mind, ****!"
"Just think about it. Shave your head and you'll become stronger. It's a great deal."
"Get lost!"
Roaming the Myriad Worlds.
I went bald, and I got stronger.
"Congratulations, Host, on completing the mission. You have received Patriarch Bodhidharma's Golden Bell Shield, perfected to the thirteenth level!"
"Congratulations, Host, on completing the mission. You have drawn Thanos's Infinity Gauntlet!"
"Congratulations, Host, on completing the mission. You have drawn Doraemon's..."
"Wait, System! Isn't Doraemon a robot? Why did I draw this item?"
"Because he's bald too!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
