"Ding! System binding successful. Slap Changsun Wuji once to unlock the beginner's gift pack!"
Get lost!
Li Chengqian slaps the System away.
Can't I just live a carefree life as the Crown Prince, teach my younger brothers a thing or two now and then, and ascend the throne in peace?
"Ding! Host mission failed. Punishment: a tree will grow on the Host's head!"
Biu biu biu~~~ A lush green tree sprouts from the top of Li Chengqian's head, bearing one enormous ear of corn.
Empress Changsun cradles his head, plucks the corn, and weeps with joy.
"Your Majesty! This is an auspicious sign!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.
Don't you wonder if a tree grows above a person's head and survives?
The protagonist's imagination is wide open, I admire him
If this book is not popular, God will not tolerate it
Didn't you mean to hit the host? Could it be that the host put the blame on his younger brother and specifically ran to Li Tai and used the iron gun as a lightning rod, causing him to accidentally hit the passenger car and hit Li Tai?
**Would you mind writing this stuff faster?