Disciple, Come Save Your Master!

Miss, I can see that your forehead is full and prominent. You're suited to cultivation. How about becoming my disciple?

Wait, no. I only take men, not women...

You there... beastly brother, I see you're carrying plenty of fat. You're suited to being braised... Ahem, suited to cultivation. How about becoming my disciple?

My friend, I can see the dark circles under your eyes. You're not doing too well, are you? Become my disciple, and I'll make you a match for a thousand!

Hey, hey, don't go! Let me finish...

This is the story of someone who forcefully takes on disciples, relying on strength and luck...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.