"Even though I miss last hits in lane, whiff my ult in team fights, and get solo-killed, I know I'm a good top laner."
Reborn in S7 as RNG's substitute top laner, Xu Ze unexpectedly discovers that he can control other people's choices.
"I have no freaking idea why, but whenever I'm up against Xu Ze, I just can't help wanting to dive his tower or sneak the Baron!", Every jungler on the opposing team.
"Damn, I know there's a risk of getting solo-killed here, but I feel like I have a huge advantage. I can't control myself!", Every top laner facing Xu Ze in lane.
"I can't explain it, but I feel like even Xu Ze's farts smell like watermelon...", Every female commentator, female streamer, and female fan who's ever interacted with Xu Ze...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
