I! I Found a Very Capable Girlfriend

When Li Hao took the express home, he accidentally fell into the man-made river, and then met an old man who claimed to be the river god. River God: "Ahem... Boy, did you drop this airplane cup, this inflatable doll, this silicone doll, or this beautiful, gentle, virtuous, impeccable, and extremely capable real girlfriend!" Li Hao: "This scene feels familiar... I lost this very capable real-life girlfriend!" River God: "Are you sure you lost this beautiful, gentle, virtuous, impeccable, and capable real girlfriend?" Li Hao: "I'm sure, one hundred and two percent sure!" River God: "Boy, you obviously dropped this 30-yuan airplane cup, but you actually want a very capable real-life girlfriend. You must have too much appetite! Go play with your airplane cup." Li Hao: "I don't care, I want to have a girlfriend." .. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.