Showing Off Really Makes Me Stronger

Young man, I've put on more airs than the roads you've walked. You're just not good enough!

Fairy, spend the night with me, and I guarantee I'll help you put on airs and soar. We'll have a good time together, too!

Hey, young fellow, if you give me a bookmark, I'll cross your name off the Book of Life and Death, and take you along to cultivate immortality while I'm at it.

Don't ask why I'm so willful. It's because there's no middleman taking a cut.

The road ahead is long, but putting on airs will keep me company!

Let's see how I grow into the one and only Emperor of Showing Off across the six directions and eight wildernesses, above and below, throughout the Three Realms!

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A funny, lighthearted, everyday story of showing off and face-slapping.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.