Great Tang: From the Start, I Became a Centenarian General

What's good about playing with women is playing with snakes. Pull out the snake's venomous fangs and tease it with your breasts. When the angry snake bites it, the snake can't chew, it can only swallow hard. When the snake bites, it also wants to strangle its opponent. The body of a cold-blooded animal tightly wraps around the vagina, cold on the outside and hot on the inside. The snake's scales keep rubbing, spitting out venom from time to time, that moist, the feeling is like two heavens of ice and fire, extremely tight, how can it be described as "shuang"?

Six hundred and fifty thousand people killed more than 20,000 of the opponent. On average, one fight of eighty killed forty in the end. What are you talking about? Let alone the fifty thousand cavalry. If those fifty thousand horses charged at them, hundreds of them would probably be trampled to pieces. Writing novels should also be realistic. Not to mention those ordinary soldiers, even Lao Qin and Lao Cheng couldn't kill forty people with one bar and eighty before they died.

To be honest, I cried many times while reading this book. At the same time, it was quite unpleasant. A centenarian went to the scene so desperately to fight. Could it be that the Tang Dynasty really couldn't produce young people at that time? It's a tragedy to let a centenarian man lead hundreds of people to die on behalf of Li Shiming, the emperor of the ages, and the military god Li.

The author sets the centenarian in the ninth year of Wude at the beginning, which is the year of the Xuanwumen Incident in 626 AD, which means that this man was born in 526 AD. Does the author know what this means? This means that this person has experienced the wars of the Liang Dynasty, the Chen Dynasty, the Northern Wei Dynasty, the Eastern Wei Dynasty, the Western Wei Dynasty, the Northern Qi Dynasty, the Northern Zhou Dynasty, the Sui Dynasty, and the Tang Dynasty. This setting is so powerful that it will make you fly.

Readers who read with their brains in mind, did you cry while reading it? Anyway, I never cried from beginning to end. With the system and the passive health lock, it's hard for me to cry. Everyone thinks the protagonist is an old man? The protagonist's soul is that of a young man, and his body is that of an old man. Do they all think that the protagonist is really an old man? Are you a character in the novel? Come on, you're a God's perspective reader, okay?

Author, you are the person I admire the most. You actually made me cry while reading this novel. You are so awesome.

600 Men against 50,000 enemies. Losing 500 men and annihilating 20,000 or even 30,000 enemies? Has the author watched too many anti-Japanese dramas? You are cultivating immortality!

Is the author trying to rub our intelligence on the ground? Six hundred versus fifty thousand and still lose more than twenty thousand? Do you really want to besiege a city with only one wall? Do you have six hundred Captain America? How can you write a novel without any brains? Check out the Martial God chat next door**.

Hello Earthlings! I am a system builder. As long as you can reply 8, then write down the system you want! I will draw 50 lucky winners in the comments! At present, the time-travel systems have been manufactured: two-dimensional system, Shenhao system, Chinese comic system, Japanese comic system, domination system, main god system, movie system, Xianxia system, Martial God system, fantasy system, mentor system of all worlds, hunting protagonist system of all worlds, cuckold system, loan system, stallion system, super-dimensional guild system, luck system, ** system, online game system, etc.

Caixu Kun, a type of Kun, lives in shallow sea areas, but like human women, it has menstruation every month, and it lasts for 25 days, so it is relatively weak. Because he is too weak, he is often preyed upon by sharks. In order to survive, they can only swim to deeper waters. This miserable phenomenon is called shark worms by zoologists, and is as famous as whale falls in the South China Sea. After sharks capture Cai Xukun, they often do not kill it directly, but hold it in their mouths and play with it for a while. This tragic phenomenon is also called by zoologists as sharks holding Cai Xukun in their mouths. Cai Xukun also likes spherical objects. Sometimes sharks will use fish eggs as bait to lure Cai Xukun over and then eat them. This phenomenon is also called shark hooking Cai Xukun by zoologists. PS: Moreover, Cai Xukun also makes an unknown cry. After scientists did not bother to work hard, they finally translated it as Chicken Ni Tai Mei.