The All-Round Master of Life That You Yearn For

"Can you cook a full banquet?" "I will." "Can you sing?" "I will." "Can you fly over the walls and fly over the sky to escape from the earth?" "I can!" "What else can you do?" "I am omnipotent!" "Will you say 'I love you' to me ten times?" "Sorry, this question is too difficult." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.