I Run an Online Store Across Myriad Worlds

The Supreme Lord Lao has requested to add you as a friend

"Hello, this is the WeChat Shop of Odds and Ends. What can I get for you?"

"Please send this poor Daoist a bottle of Liuwei Dihuang Pills. I am willing to trade a Marrow-Cleansing Pill for it."

The ultimate salesperson's plan is to sell mobile phones in the Heavenly Realm, teach the immortals how to run online shops, and make money from franchise fees.

"Old Lord, that piece of metal you posted on your feed looks pretty good."

"That's what's left over from when I forged the Sea-Calming Needle. I'll sell it to you for 100 spirit coins if you want it."

"Fellow Daoist, my Wind-Fire Wheels have broken lately. Do you have any mounts I could use?"

"Try this motorcycle I just bought."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.