President Ping An Can Do Anything

Murder and arson, extortion and blackmail; team up to farm monsters, attack and defend fortresses!

Treasure hunting and robbery, easy as pie; career prospects and fate, fortune-telling and divination!

Weddings and funerals, choosing houses and scouting sites; travel stops for a rest, beautiful scenery and delicious food!

Cheering from the sidelines, Didi-style beatdowns; teaching and nurturing talent, the soul of a sage teacher!

Hello, I'm the owner, Li Ping'an. How can I help you?

By the way, this is actually a perfectly legitimate travel agency. Everything above is just a side business...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.