Start with a Machete

"Ding! The novice gift package is a machete!" "Ding! Kill the fire unicorn and get a pair of Buyun boots as a reward." "Ding! If you kill a scumbag, you will be rewarded with a belt." "Ding! Kill a turtle and reward him with a pair of bowls and chopsticks." "Ding! Kill a pig with a hyena, and you will be rewarded with a pig head mask." … This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.