Please Call Me Lord Sect Master

"Sir, sect leader, why do you, as the leader of a sect, not have a mount?" A certain salted fish: "Mount? What's the use? Is it as fast as my Shukuchichenginchin?" "Sir, sect leader, I heard that the Thief Saint Bai Yutang came to your sect but didn't steal anything? Why is this?" A certain salted fish: "Oh, that's right. Except for the house, gate, and people, everything else in my sect is stored in my sleeves. Hmm? How can I hold it in my sleeves? Do you know what's in your sleeves?" "Sir Sect Master, do your sect disciples always come to you for approval if they want to use sect resources?" A certain salted fish: "Disciple? Apart from my two disciples, where did the disciples come from in this sect? They were all created by me. I did all the hard work for free." "Sir Sect Master, I heard that a peerless demon wants to challenge you. Are you panicked?" A certain salted fish: "Why are you panicking? I stand there and let him beat me, but he can't even beat me." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.