I Am Brushing My Attributes in the Underworld

What should a living person do when he comes to the underworld and faces the evil spirits who want to eat him? Salad! I have a great reincarnation system that can generate attributes from all ghosts and monsters. Bull-headed horse noodles? I brush! Judge of the underworld? I'll take care of it! Ten Halls of Yama? I still brush it! See how Xu Haotian carves out a future for himself. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.