Jade Emperor: "Damn, why is Xiao Zifeng so hard to deal with? Hurry and summon the Three Pure Ones."
Taishang: "What's happened to the mortal world? Is this still the mortal world I know?"
Yuanshi: "Emperor, I can't help you with this. We can't beat him!"
Tongtian: "Nicely done! I want to become sworn brothers with Xiao Zifeng! That's what you get for sealing the gods!"
Zhong Kui: "Young Master Feng, where in the mortal world should we build the Eighteen Hells?"
Xiao Zifeng: "Why ask me? If you ask me about everything, what do I need you for? Go discuss it with the Eleven Yamas!"
Black and White Impermanence: "My lord, there are Ten Yamas."
Xiao Zifeng blushed and snapped angrily, "I built the entire underworld! If I say there are Eleven Yamas, then there are Eleven. I'll appoint another one! Anyone who objects can be reborn as an animal!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
