Su Chen was abducted by the System and dragged into various worlds, starting with Resident Evil. He has to choose one of three missions:
A. Make Alice have a baby with a zombie. Reward: a little red umbrella.
B. Zombies are so cute, so buy and sell them wholesale! Reward: divine-level soda for couch potatoes.
C. Put the zombies in women's clothes, give them cat ears, and make them squeal. Reward: a god-tier RBQ.
"I choose D," Su Chen said calmly.
"Sorry, you can only choose from the three options."
"I'm choosing D. What are you gonna do, bite me? If it doesn't exist, make it up."
"You've got guts. I admire you, Host. The mission has been updated with option D."
D. The best way to eliminate zombies is to eat them. Cook some spicy zombie meat and make someone eat it!
Su Chen: ???
Are you a demon? Spicy zombie meat? Doesn't it know Su Chen likes thirteen-spice seasoning?
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
Theoretically speaking, it is eating human flesh (I am not a gangster)
The little author, who is not updating the article, holds up his two ears, cuts the arteries and veins, and remains motionless, so cute. The young author, if he doesn't update his articles, inserts needles to destroy his brain and hangs him up. He sticks hydrochloric acid on his belly, and he crawls around so cutely. The young author, who doesn't update his articles, is locked up in a cage and given electric shocks after hanging his tail. It's so cute to feel sad and depressed. The young author, without updating the article, pinched the left and right breasts, cut open the thorax and performed a laparotomy, the blood was so cute. The young author, who did not update the article, was injected with anesthesia and tied up, and his cecum was cut and sewn up. His eyes were dull and so cute. The young author, if he doesn't update the article, digs out his eyes and lifts them up, cuts off his bladder and cerebellum, and his dying struggle is so cute. The young author, who doesn't update his articles, hangs up his arms and legs with his hands and feet tied, a whip, a candle, an electric baton, and his screams are so cute.
You can turn around and turn her green
In fact, we Cantonese really don't eat Fujianese, at least not raw. (Funny)
Never forget your original intention and persistence will always pay off
Come on, author, otherwise you will be a failure if you try to make a name for yourself. Come on, work hard!
Fujianese, a local specialty of Guangdong (funny to save life)
Okay, the author is very cool, come on
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