Cultivation: Fellow Daoist, Want to Fight?

An Hao looks to the left. "Want to fight?"

The immortals: "No way! Brother Hao, you're such a joker."

An Hao looks to the right. "Want to hook up?"

The female immortals: "Absolutely! But don't joke around this time, Brother Hao."

An Hao looks down upon them all. "No one can decipher my divine arts. It's because I'm ruthless and know how to play dirty. This book is pretty damn awesome. How about we leave the blurb like this for now?"

The venerable emperors nod. "Absolutely! The boss is mighty!"

The demon gods bow low. "Boss, you're fierce, mighty, and as awesome as Ultraman!"

Who is An Hao? Come on, you know: Brother Hao!

No living being in the Three Realms dares disobey him! Come check out the Hundred Thousand Mountains!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.