Showbiz: The All-Around Pretty Boy

I can't understand what the hell is written here.

I made a phone call to my dad and said hello. . . .

He must be mentally retarded. He can't even understand what he wrote. He is writing your sister's novel.

The writing is so bad and the dialogue sounds retarded

The preface doesn't match the postscript, so I can't understand it.

Why does this cover look like cxk

Forget about typos, you and I can't tell what other books you've written, just go to sleep.

Well, to be honest, the author has so many typos... It's indescribable.

**, What are you writing about?

Damn it, author, you didn't graduate from elementary school?