Urban: Confessing My Love Makes Me Stronger

What's good about playing with women is playing with snakes. Pull out the snake's venomous fangs and tease him. Then the angry snake bites him. Snakes don't know how to chew, they can only swallow hard. When the snake bites, they also want to strangle their opponents. The body of a cold-blooded animal is tightly entangled, cold on the outside and hot on the inside. The scales of the snake are constantly rubbing and spitting out venom from time to time. The watery feeling is like the world of ice and fire. It is extremely tight. How can it be described as a pleasure?

Anyone who doesn't reply will kiss Cai Xukun tongue-in-cheek, the silky kind. (Don't blame me, mainly it's so cool to cheat and reply. And I'm also a fan, so don't scold me. This is the second time I've done it. And I don't envy that sissy. Someone said I was jealous last time. I replied to him. Both Cai Xukun and you are nmsl)

The dishes are weak, the comb is parted in the middle, and the fancy dribbling is a bit faint. Smokey makeup, hand cream, I feel panic when I watch it playing ball. Overalls, height-increasing shoes, and a bow tie on the back. She can sing and dance. I don't know if she is a male or a female.

A normal adult's attributes are 10, but you, a 20-year-old sophomore at Shanghai Jiao Tong University, have an intelligence of 8??? How did you, Shabi, get into the magic city??

Hey, Xiao Ji doesn't understand. Some people just say a lot of ugly things without even reading the book! If you don't want to watch it, don't watch it! Why do you have to say something bad before you leave? Is this cancer for straight men? (PS: The author is not a fan of anyone, and the cover is not someone's! Secondly, do you know what it means to make a joke?)

Jingjing, a man born in 1995, has had enough sex! Now I want to find an honest girl to take over, I owe hundreds of thousands, have tattoos, smoke, drink, have affairs, steal, and beat women, but I am a good man!!!!! In the past few years, I have been hanging out in various bars and clubs, sometimes visiting prostitutes and doing things that adults do. I have about fifteen girlfriends before, and I have slept with them all. Now I am tired and want to settle down. I specifically want to find an honest girl to get married and live with. I don't have any special requirements. I just hope that you can have a house and a car, be over 170cm tall, weigh around 100cm, and have breasts above D! Small breasts will definitely not be considered! We also need to have a bachelor's degree, be filial to my mother-in-law, and preferably have an annual salary of more than 500,000 yuan, so that our marriage and future children are guaranteed. By the way, the name of the house must be mine when buying it.

Why doesn't any author know how to write that when a woman is curious about a man, she falls into a trap? I asked my wife if this was the case, and she actually asked me if I was stupid.

I want to stick Xu Kun Nanako into the anorectal department/manual comedy

In the first chapter, the protagonist is too useless. The attributes of a normal person are 10 and the protagonist's IQ is 8. Is he an imbecile? Is he a disabled person if his constitution is 6?

A normal person's intelligence is 10, but the protagonist's is 8. It's not easy for the protagonist to be admitted to Shanghai Jiaotong University. I don't understand why the author set the protagonist's initial attributes to be so **