I Became the Hottest Girly Man

One day in class. The teacher said: Cai Xukun is a boy. What rhetorical device is used in this sentence? Xiaohong: Metaphor. The teacher shook his head. Xiaohua: Exaggeration. The teacher shook his head. Xiaogang: Irony. Teacher: It's close but not quite right yet. Xiao Ming: Personification. Suddenly the whole classroom burst into thunderous applause. Anyone who doesn't reply to this comment is Cai Xukun!

Why Hei Kunkun? He is testicleless!!!

The first day is called Dan, the second day is called Chang, the third day is called Jing, the ninth day is called Rising, the tenth day is called Morning, the sun is called Jian when the door is closed, the sun is not in, it is white, the sun is bent, it is called electricity, the sun is soft, it is called Ba, the sun from top to bottom is called You, the sun from bottom to top is called Jia, the sun is wearing is called Shen, the sun is not wearing is called Tian, the standing day is called Jiu, and the Japanese are called Japanese. A day that is not a day for women and men is called a public holiday, a day that is not a day for men and women is called a weekend, a day is called a sunset, a day that is said to be a day but is not called a holiday, a day that is not on the day is called a holiday as much as possible, another day is called a trading day, the current day is called today, the public day is called tomorrow, the day after tomorrow is called the day after tomorrow, the day after seven days is called Sunday, and the day is called birthday if you don't know each other.

Why are you consuming my Kunkun again? My Kunkun works so hard and has good acting skills. His Country Love series has received multiple nominations. Do you know this? Uncle Guangkun! Come on!

The author Ji was also a decent person during his lifetime. Please put some incense before leaving.

Hello everyone, I have been practicing for two and a half years**

When I saw the title of the book, I thought it was Chicken, you are so beautiful.

Floating by, lighting wax, burning paper, adding incense, but no movement; pouring wine, paying tribute, setting off cannons, smashing monuments, but no response; digging graves, exhuming graves, opening coffins, whipping corpses, no temper; setting up cases, drawing talismans, performing martial arts, thundering, no corpses; setting fires, burning corpses, crushing bones, raising ashes, and try again; bells, wooden swords, villains, chanting incantations, and summoning souls again; tears, crying, wailing, beating the ground, the author is dead... The poor man has no way to recover.

Legend has it that there is a basketball castle, and there is a great basketball king. Every fan relies on her guidance and hopes for a better world. Singing and dancing rap is really wonderful. Each basketball and one symbol can lead to a mess if you are not careful.

Isn't she the most popular one? Kunkun! Funny face