System: I'm Invincible Just Lying Down

With the System in hand, the world is mine.

You're a once-in-a-lifetime genius?

You're the legendary alchemist, one in ten million?

That's your family's secret technique, passed down to no one else?

Sorry, I've parasitized you all. You're all my underlings now, and everything you have is mine to use.

Everything I lay eyes on is subject to one rule:

Mine, mine, all mine!

What? You spent tens of thousands of years cultivating to reach the demigod realm? Sorry, I reached it after one good night's sleep.

What? You fought countless battles before finally winning a supreme martial art? Sorry, I just held a martial arts auction and sold supreme techniques by the bundle.

With the System,

I'll lie back and coast to the peak of life!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.