Moba: I Slept with Katarina at the Beginning

I slept with Katarina at the beginning, and Galen was chasing me all over the world with a big sword. Evelynn raped me, and card master Drizzt said we would fight to the death. Even Teemo said that I had cuckolded him, little thing. Tristana and Lulu both love me, okay? By the way, Fiona, Caitlin, and Ahri at home seem to be fighting for favor again. Guys, what should I do? Waiting online, quite urgent. Forget it, I'd better go to Jinx's place and take a nap first… This is a hilarious story about someone who possesses the 'most powerful Hokage War God System in history' but went to the wrong set and came to the main road of Valoran. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.