The Rebirth of a Hip-Hop General

You've got to be kidding me. An ancient army armed with swords and spears is supposed to fight modern special forces? Are you sure this isn't some kind of murder game?

Re... Report...

Report, General! Something terrible has happened! The enemy has hung a giant portrait of a "naked woman" on a newly built wooden frame at the front. Our soldiers are rushing over to gawk at it, grinning from ear to ear and completely losing the will to fight. They're even shouting that they want to go home, go home and hold their women.

Jiang Xiaobai slapped his forehead and stamped his feet. "Ah, we've fallen for it! That brat Xiao Yun is using such a low-down trick to undermine our army's morale. What a damn...!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.