Why did Tang Sanzang wreak Havoc in Heaven? Why did he flirt with Chang'e? Why did he seize the Daughter Kingdom?
Why is it that the author is the one who's sick, yet the readers are the ones told to take medicine?
Buddha: "That Tang Sanzang is simply too much. His bald head is covered in tattoos, and the gold chain around his neck is thicker than a thumb. He smokes, drinks, and chases women, and he flies into a rage at the slightest provocation. How is he anything like a monk?"
"Oh no, Buddha! He found out you were badmouthing him behind his back, and he's coming over with a bomb strapped to his back and a Gatling gun! Buddha... why are you packing your bags?"
Buddha: "Ahem, ahem... Let me get out of here and lie low for a while..."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
The introduction is awesome, and so is the cover!
Is this dragon just like two elephants?
Excellent, hope to continue, don't want to be a eunuch
Commentary on Chapter 14 I Want Cuilan in "Journey to the West: I Am Tang Sanzhao" written by Clam on the Shore.