I Dedicated the System to Keisha

One day in class, the teacher said: Cai Xukun is a boy. What rhetorical device is used in this sentence? Xiaohong: Metaphor. The teacher shook his head. Xiaohua: Exaggeration. The teacher shook his head. Xiaogang: Irony. Teacher: It's very close but not accurate yet. At this time, Xiao Ming stood up in the corner and slapped the table: Anthropomorphic! As soon as he finished speaking, there was thunderous applause in the classroom. If you don't reply after reading this, it's all anthropomorphism.

To be honest, it's a pity that the author doesn't go to pornographic sites

I suddenly want to ask, what was the name of the first novel you read? Remember?

The author begs you to write a pornographic book. (Put me on top downstairs)

The author is so awesome. He wrote about the protagonist Tim Kesha's fat times openly and openly, but he was not banned.

After thinking about it again and again, I still couldn't help but want to scold the author. You must have cerebral palsy. I have never scolded an author like this. You are the first. But I believe you are not the last one. **&Nbsp** Replies

The name is wrong, I should be told to dedicate Kesha to myself

I should ask the system to help me, Sister Ri.

It would be a pity not to write erotic stories

There is a smart system that makes me feel that the protagonist shares the heroine with others.

Shouldn't you do it wearing clothes when you lick fat? (Manual funny)

Why the hell do I feel like you, the author, used to write pornographic novels?

Author, is it you, Xiao Naisha?

Don't make the protagonist so childish, is it so embarrassing?

What does this book say? Just like a novice driver on the road, he steps on the accelerator and the brake. The car couldn't pick up speed, and the cylinder was stalled.

The advantages can be seen at a glance. The author is obviously Liu Beiwen, and his controlled description of female characters can put 90% of the writers on the Internet who write emotional dramas to shame. The interaction between the male protagonist and the female character is the biggest highlight of this book. Even though most of the sensitive words are deleted, the reader can still be immersed in the artistic conception. It can consume a roll of paper a day, which is the greatest compliment to the author. The reason why people are disgusted with stallion harems is not because they don't like it, but because there are too few people who write well about it, and most of them write about **… The shortcomings are also obvious. There are too many interactions with female characters, which makes the plot rhythm too slow, and the main plot concept of logistics has no highlights. It feels like the interaction with the female characters is the main plot, and the whole book is regarded as Liu Beiwen.

Is it enough to just add sewer lines? Why add pants? Not interesting

Flame weapons are the common weapons of angels. Every angel has them. Well, for angels, it is really the best weapon.

The most annoying thing about this TV series is the plot of the Yuan and Song Dynasties. When I saw that the main characters were called Yuan and Song Dynasties, I instantly fell in love!

No, I was speechless when I saw the catalog of "Transport to Other Worlds", and it's only a few dozen chapters. Is it because there aren't many super girls, or are you too ambitious? Looking at this directory, there is not even a super god main line, sorry to bother you.

Damn it, I'm ready to kick it out of the bookshelf.

They all became Kesha's younger brothers. It's at least a third-generation body. Isn't it easy to do the first push-up? Even if it's just one generation. You can also run 100,000 meters.

The super god named Lu Feng was all written by you, right?

Another eunuch, can't it be over?

Is the author a bachelor? Also licked fat times

Don't pretend to be innocent, otherwise you will be punished.

The God of the Void's only old enemy is the Star-casting Dragon King, one of the three pillar gods.

Aren't your two books with over 400,000 words updated?

What a joke, everything else is very good, but you also pretend to be too naive. If you are too naive, you are stupid. It makes me upset. Do you know the author? You pretend not to understand anything. Even if you don't understand, don't you have an eye for insight? Don't know how to check? Really

Hurry up and punish Liang Bing, I'm really looking forward to it