Me, With Yang Jian as My Younger Brother!

One day in class, the teacher said: Cai Xukun is a boy. What rhetorical device is used in this sentence? Xiaohong: Metaphor. The teacher shook his head. Xiaohua: Exaggeration. The teacher shook his head. Xiaogang: Irony. Teacher: It's very close but not accurate yet. At this time, Xiao Ming in the corner stood up and slapped the table: Anthropomorphic! As soon as he finished speaking, there was thunderous applause in the classroom. Anyone who doesn't reply after reading it is anthropomorphic.

An elder sister who washed dishes was often called aunt. She disliked the aunt's unpleasantness, so she gave herself a very cool name: the Queen Mother of Porcelain Washing. The tire repairman next door was inspired and gave himself an international name: Napoleon. The welding electrician heard about it and named his welding shop: Welding Emperor. One day he went to the candy store next door to show off, but the owner of the candy store pulled him to see the name of his store: Tang Taizong. The welder was silent... Not far away, he saw the owner of a cake shop putting up a sign. The name of the shop was: Han Cake Zu. At this time, a dung truck passed by and he found three big characters written on it: "Qi Shi Huang". The last old man who bought vegetables was so inspired that he changed his name: Vegetables need to be bundled!

Pain in the first step, numbness in the second step, slipping in the third step and fourth step, not being allowed to pull out after the fifth step and sixth step, closing glasses in the seventh step, gritting teeth in the eighth step, physical fatigue in the ninth step and ten steps, a lotus flower turned on both sides, and an eel burrowed inside. The lotus clamps the fish's head, and a stream of clear water flows out. When standing, the lotus is tightly closed. When squatting, the peonies bloom. Although it is not the sea, the tide comes every month! It's late at night and the sky is slightly cool. I saw several women passing by an alley. Their clothes were thin and they were shaking in the wind. Out of love, I want to give two to three hundred. Unexpectedly, the girl was so grateful that she dragged him into the house, and she became even more affectionate and fell in love with him. After three moments of clouds and rain, she felt that she was no longer in love. Shi Zhi's breakup fee is two hundred. What's wrong?

Do you think a Jade Emperor's sister would fall in love with a mortal? It's all a frame-up by Buddhism

*Mar's eggs. Even if it is a low match, the Immortal Emperor must be equal to Da Luo. For comparison with Ma, the Great Emperor should be equal to Da Luo.

The Great Emperor is equal to the Great Luo? One is only at the pinnacle of human nature and has not even become an immortal. Even the immortal emperor is afraid of the backlash of cause and effect in the long river of time. How can Daluo compare with him who transcends the long river of time? There are so many realms beyond the emperor to become an immortal, and in the end, the even more awesome one is above the heaven. How do you compare?

Another fantasy? I really don't know how these Laji authors can compare. How can people who can't even achieve immortality in a broken world have the qualifications to compare? The Huang Immortal Emperor is at most a Da Luo Jin Immortal, but he was blown away by you coin-killing writers.

As a digression, from the perspective of the Jade Emperor, when it comes to the marriage of the Third Holy Mother to Yang Jian's father, I think no matter who it is, this is the way to go.

Another low-end version of The Great Desolation, The Battle between Tongtian Dao Demons was released, and it was almost the time to become a god. How many million years had it passed? You're kidding me!

I suggest you take a look at Yang Jian - Life is long and the water is long and the east is long. It is very healing.