A Man with a Broken Style

One day in class. The teacher said: Cai Xukun is a boy. What rhetorical device is used in this sentence? Xiaohong: Metaphor. The teacher shook his head. Xiaohua: Exaggeration. The teacher shook his head. Xiaogang: Irony. Teacher: It's close but not quite right yet. Xiao Ming: Personification. Suddenly the whole classroom burst into thunderous applause. Anyone who doesn't reply to this comment is Cai Xukun!

I'll go, now after the revision, you can cancel it if you like it, and if you hit Fei Lu, you won't become Fei Lu. I'm speechless. . . .

Can you please stop using Fei Lu all the time? The world is whatever it is. If you insist on Fei Lu, do you need to be so licky even if you are writing a novel on the Fei Lu platform?

You must reply if you see it. If you don't reply, you will marry Cai Xukun. It doesn't matter whether you're a man or a woman. Except me.

I agree with what is written in the novel that these fans should be killed. There are 1.4 Billion people in China, so killing two to three million people is not a big problem. The military should forcefully order the killing and bring peace to the world.

Seeing those who didn't reply, they all started kissing Cai Xukun, the kind of hairy ones

Those who were attracted by the big eyes on the cover raised their hands.

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I always feel like something is missing that prevents me from turning around for you. But before it's put on the shelves, I can give you a positive review if you don't mind. (????)

I seem to have read it in some novel. Xianyu's hands, Song's eyes. And that person who calls senior is unlucky.

I'm afraid this author has not seen Xiao Kuang (?ω?)

Staring at someone's pregnant eyes reminds me of Ba Song

Can't control supernatural powers? You also need to wear gloves! ! !

This one is pretty good. It's similar to the live broadcast of Laojia's Prawn Team that I used to watch. Particularly immersive. Why did it get cut off? . .

I understand the truth, but why are middle schools participating in the college exchange competition?

I dare not comment anymore. I am afraid that someone will use the Qinglong Yanyue knife to peel apples for me, use the Fangtian painted halberd to sew my clothes, use the Chuanguo jade seal to smash walnuts for me, use high-voltage wires to play the Dongfeng Po for me, use the golden hoop to roll out the dumpling skins for me, use the Siwu tripod to serve me porridge, use the nine-tooth nail rake to teach me how to comb the middle part, and call me Xiu'er. So now I will copy and paste this sentence in the comments I have read. Also, no need to read, the 1 below is what I clicked. No doubt, I'm everywhere

Can't use it with the Destruction Template

你们想看主角变回男儿身？ 还是维持现状？可以和女孩子玩，还可以自己过瘾？

What I hate the most is having an iPhone whenever I have money!

Why do I need to re-order now that I ordered it before?

The Sage's Eye will probably have no use other than making others pregnant. (I don't believe that people in the later stage would be afraid of this pain)

I will never say that I came in because of the cover.

The protagonist has good skills, but the plot is too vulgar

When I saw the Enlightenment Hand in Chapter 63, I woke up. I didn't feel quite right from the beginning, but when I saw the Enlightenment Hand, I was instantly sure that it turned the hypnotic eye into the eye of a saint.

What? How to destroy a dozen wooden piles at the same time? If you go up there, you will get a solar flare, but if you can't put a black hole in it, it will be fine.

为什么一定要有女主角？，有就算了，还是诸葛大力，真的是差那么多，天呐，你当这是什么？真的是别扭的要死，就一定要有女主角吗？，

A mentally retarded protagonist will get into trouble

After masturbating for ten years, I shed tears, and my right hand just stopped, and my left hand was busy again, looking at the bed, thinking about my beautiful lady. The diaosi is strong-willed and cannot be defeated by the rich and handsome wolf. Race for nothing, download king! Wiping the heavy makeup on the gun with a paper towel, sighing at the neighbor's relationship, the wheezing sound disturbs the heart. During the long night, the bed board banged. I sigh and pray for the coolness of the big eagle and the small mushroom! ! !

The author nb's introduction is awesome.

First there is Pangu and then there is Heaven, and I am even more in front of Pangu. Born to be only eighteen years old, one year of chaos is one year. This deity has long been transcended and has countless systems in his hands. If you reply one, I will send the system to you. You guys didn't notice when you received the goods. Doing more good deeds will help you wake up.