"Headquarters! Broadway needs support!"
"There are two big guys who treat this place as a battlefield!"
"We need more troops and more firepower..."
"Wait... Oh, no! No! No!"
"Calm down private, what happened?"
"Report to headquarters, another guy appears here..."
"That guy is a giant ape!"
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
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