Is it better to have a store in the middle of New York City or a throne in hell?
When the arrogant Thanos wears the Infinity Gauntlet and descends to Earth as the strongest man in the universe, he is ready to crush the native creatures on Earth and seize the Infinity Stones.
"Excuse me, please wait for me for five minutes. I'll go pick up a courier. This amulet has been ordained by Satan himself. I'll tell you how powerful it is in warding off evil spirits. I'll tell you later."
"Every item in my store is guaranteed to be genuine! Look at my qualification certificate issued by S. H. I. E. L. D., Can you still feel uneasy with such a big organization guaranteeing it?"
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.