The Taobao Emperor at the End of the Sui Dynasty

Fang Chao arrives in the chaotic final years of the Sui dynasty. With Taobao's help, he rises from a lowly bandit to become an emperor of his age: the Taobao Emperor.

Fang Chao: Wang Shichong, open the door! I've got scallion oil noodles. Don't worry, I left out the cilantro.

Wang Shichong: Like hell I believe you! It reeks of cilantro. You think I can't smell it!

Fang Chao: Dou Jiande, open the door! You Dou idiot!

Dou Jiande: ...

Fang Chao: Yuwen Huaji, you were Yang Guang's head of security, and you actually killed your own boss. I'll beat you to death, you bastard! You've even got Xiongnu blood in you. First I'll chop off your dick, then I'll beat you to death!

Yuwen Huaji: What did I ever do to you? Why are you always picking on me? What did I ever do to deserve this?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.