A Tribute to the Wonderful World with Dirty Talk

"Lady Eris, please marry me."

"Coach, I want to play with a yo-yo."

"Miss, could you stop dribbling while you talk?"

"Wiz, are you free tonight?"

"Miss Cecily, I want to join the Axis Church... Ptooey!"

"What nonsense are you talking about? Since you're staying at my house, you're joining the Eris Church!"

An invincible male lead, but not the kind who shows off. He's the type who never stops running his mouth with dirty jokes.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.