"Thanks for the invite. I think promiscuity should be a criminal offense."
Chen Ge's one-liner instantly took over everyone's feeds on Zhihu.
"Straight men can save the nation, while effeminate men only cause trouble. Stand by our cultural confidence, and we can lead the world."
He was Douban's top film critic. One simple "I don't like it" sparked a nationwide wave of bad movies being pulled from theaters.
He was a hugely influential Weibo blogger. He blasted the "big bowl of wide noodles," tore apart fake traffic numbers, and changed mainstream tastes.
He was one of Zhihu's leading answerers. He exposed the masks worn by fake elites, punctured the lies of so-called pastoral feminists, and led the latest tech trends.
He could do anything: movies, music, technology, fashion, home decor.
Some loved him, seeing him as the pride of China, a real man who stood tall.
Some hated him, thinking he had no people skills and was a chauvinistic, cancerous straight man.
But to Chen Ge, it was all beneath notice.
With the Ultimate Straight Man System, he was determined to fight his way to the pinnacle of life.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
The manuscript has been written, but things are going crazy backstage! I am also very helpless, helpless and helpless! Will post as soon as I recover tomorrow!
Can the pastoral feminist bitch still wake up? Can fans also wake up? Overthinking, in reality, no matter what, they still love their foreign father and their lovely Ou Doudou
No one cares about a strong man protecting his country, but the world is shocked by the bad things an actor does. Needless to say, once there is a war, who cares about your oppas and foreign oppas? Soldiers' monthly salary is small, but they are fighting for the country. Your oppas' appearance fees are tens of millions, which are the price of charity performances. The money is earned by your parents' hard work, so it is wasted. I am also a fan of celebrities, but they only spread positive energy. Wu Jing relied on his own punches and kicks, as evidenced by Wolf Warrior II; Chen Baixiang, when the host asked him about Hong Kong and the University, he retorted, "Who is in charge of us if we don't belong to the general manager?" Now, Xiao Xianrou is imitating Korean stickman, bitching like a girl, with n stand-ins, and ** lines, haha, the money is really easy to make, a bunch of fans. Also, I only know that xo is wine, but I don't know what EXO is.
@Okay, let's stop making trouble! In today's society, no one asks questions at the general's grave, and the actor's family affairs are known to the world. Does any of you here know Mr. Nan Rendong? Who of you knows how to reply? Forget it, I don't expect you to come back. Nan Rendong (February ** to September 15, **), male, Manchu, ethnic minority, native of Liaoyuan, Jilin, Chinese astronomer, researcher at the National Astronomical Observatory of the Chinese Academy of Sciences. On the evening of September 15, 2017, Nan Rendong died of illness at the age of 72. &NbspOn December 18, 2018, the Party Central Committee and the Communist Party of China awarded Comrade Nan Rendong the title of Reform Pioneer, the Reform Pioneer Medal, and the main initiator and founder of "China's Sky Eye". The time he passed away was the day before you wished Li Chen a successful proposal to Fan Bingbing. But how many of you know that he died of illness? Heartbroken and heartbroken In this way, there will be no one in the great country Due to word limit, detailed search for person's name
What you wrote makes my blood boil, it's so annoying. Come on
Author bacteria, please come out and say something. Your label doesn't match the title of the book. Can you tell me if it's a harem? I also read books about harems, but the title and introduction of your book are so high-level. If it were about a harem, I wouldn't read it. It's no different from being a cousin and building an archway.
Very good! Why is it not updated??? Stuck in a strange place
It's very well written. Go and become a Thai shemale. Either change your gender or practice the Sunflower Book.
The little author, who is not updating the article, holds up his two ears, cuts the arteries and veins, and remains motionless, so cute. The young author, if he doesn't update his articles, inserts needles to destroy his brain and hangs him up. He sticks hydrochloric acid on his belly, and he crawls around so cutely. The young author, who doesn't update his articles, is locked up in a cage and given electric shocks after hanging his tail. It's so cute to feel sad and depressed. The young author, without updating the article, pinched the left and right breasts, cut open the thorax and performed a laparotomy, the blood was so cute. The young author, who did not update the article, was injected with anesthesia and tied up, and his cecum was cut and sewn up. His eyes were dull and so cute. The young author, if he doesn't update the article, digs out his eyes and lifts them up, cuts off his bladder and cerebellum, and his dying struggle is so cute. The young author, who did not update his articles, tied his hands and feet and hung them up, using leather whips, candles, and electric batons, and he screamed so cutely. As a young author, if I don't update the article, the air will be injected into the brachial vein. After the left side is hit, the right side will be hit. The two eyes are so cute. Little author, please update the article quickly, otherwise you will follow the instructions!
The author is afraid of exposing too many water meters that have been checked