The King of Comedy, Starting with Crosstalk

I wish everyone is immune to all curses, and that the parents of all those who wrote curses will die and the whole family will die.

There was a girl named Zhang Hui, who was 14 years old when she died. She was run over by a truck ten times and died. The murderer is her uncle. She wants people to know about this, please send ten websites. She will repay you by making the person you like like you. If you don't see it within a month, your parents will die in a car crash, and you will get a terminal disease in a year. Go ahead, I was forced too

Asking for flowers, asking for rewards, and asking for attention. If there are too many flower rewards, we will add more, please!

Who is Ye Lingsu?? Suddenly adding a name that no one knows, are you the author? It's going to explode.

Everyone here, with all due respect, none of you deserve the novel coronavirus!

When I saw Tong Liya, I didn't want to watch it anymore. I felt like I had lost money on the chapters I bought before.

If you could only choose three, which three would you choose? 1: Brain development 100% 2: God-level understanding, god-level learning ability 3: Can become invisible, pass through walls, immerse in soil, fly, god-level teleportation, Hongmeng-level crossing gate, god-level healing, god-level telekinesis, god-level mental blockade, god-level gene blockade at will 4: Three Thousand Avenues and Origin 5: Infinitely controllable and comprehensive evolution 6: Infinite magical powers 7: God-level magical power of reincarnation {keep memory and be reincarnated in the mother's body of your choice} 8: God-level Disguise, God-level Hacking Technology, God-level Psychology, God-level Cui Mian Technique 9: Chaos Arcana Chaos Bead 10: Predict the next seven days 11: God-level danger perception, God-level eyesight 12: Immortality and eternal life 13: Infinite Devouring Evolution of God-level Magical Powers 14: Infinite clones of divine powers 15: Reply 66 and like it to get the above abilities.

In fact, when compared with Kurosawa Shirei, I suddenly feel that 55 Kai and others should not be banned. Of course, I am talking about comparing someone. I hope she will not come to the mainland to make money in the future and go as far as she can.

1: You asked the protagonist to sing all the famous songs of his brothers. What do you want others to do? The protagonist wants the system to be useless. 2: You move the theater cross talk to TV. Many things can't be said at all. 3: Please be serious. There are too many typos. The more I watch, the more embarrassing I am. 3: … Forget it, I'm too lazy to say it.

Lin Zhiling is married to Xiao Nippon, and is a stranger to her. But the media praises her as a goddess, earns a lot of money, and marries her to Japan? I really can't accept it, I'm an angry young man