Traveling through the West, he obtained a business system, and from then on Qi Feng embarked on the road of selling mobile phones to gods and Buddhas.
Nishang, Jade Emperor, Laojun, Bodhi... Came in droves.
Let's talk about a representative one.
Tathagata: "Lohan Subduing the Dragon, go and bring Qi Feng's head. Don't let him continue selling mobile phones. There is no room for mistakes in Buddhism's plan!"
A few days later, Arhat Subduing the Dragon sent a WeChat message to Tathagata: "Report to me, Buddha, that I have taken Qi Feng's head, and I have taken it three times, tmd, monkey, you actually cheated on me!"
Tathagata angrily smashed his latest dual-screen phone from Warwick.
Ps: Dear readers, let's go!
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
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Create a Tyranid version of the Astartes, with solid defenses, unlimited bullets, and the ability to lurk in human society
Journey to the West has long had jade slips that are easy to carry, can make video calls, see mortal things, and can be directly transformed into tattoos after refining!
Daji: Well, my original name was Ah Li.
Update quickly, no more eunuchs.