Streamer, Tone It Down! The Government Can't Keep Making Things Up

Lin Xian inherits the agricultural machinery factory his father left behind and starts selling products online. The only problem is that his various pieces of black technology are just too outrageous:

Artificial rain shells with a range of 20,000 kilometers! Planting mechs designed for mountain farming! Laser drones that eliminate 100% of pests! Genetic agents that boost farmers' stamina!

The Eagle is scared witless! The whole world is shaken! So all the departments of the Dragon Kingdom rush out to "debunk the rumors":

Agriculture Bureau: Ahem, this mech really is only for rice transplanting and sowing seeds~ It's not actually all that useful!

Foreign Affairs Bureau: Th-the artificial rain shells with a range of 20,000 kilometers are just for watering our friendly nations in Africa~ They won't fly off course!

Military: The genetic agent isn't really any different from a nutritional drink. It's just a sports drink, so don't get nervous, Eagle!

Until... an aircraft carrier that can plow, sow, and harvest takes to the skies, and every government department is left in tears, begging Lin Xian:

"Please, tone it down a little!..

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.