I Had a Gun in the Three Kingdoms

Emperor Zhou's new five tiger generals: sniper Huang Zhong; blaster Zhang Fei; assaulter Zhao Yun; machine gunner Guan Yu; and scout Ma Chao. Emperor Zhou's jingle: Farm first, engage in science and technology, make revolution, and gather heroes together. Emperor Zhou's limerick: Liu Bei is busy speculating in stocks, Cao Cao is a judge with a dark face, Diao Chan is a lover but soft, Sun Jian's power conquers the hearts of the world. The Three Kingdoms are different, and the history is different. I am used to seeing Guan Gong use a big sword, but now I want to see Guan Gong use a big gun! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.