You Have Lin Zhengying, I Have Emoticons

What should you do if you meet a hanged man? Use emoticons, Tathagata Palm Warning! What should you do if you encounter a roadblock? Using emoticons, as long as my E is fast enough, even the question marks from my teammates can't catch up with me! What should you do if you encounter a drowning ghost? Using emoticons, my life depends on the waves! What should I do if I meet Nie Xiaoqian? Of course, still use emoticons, stop talking and kiss me! … There's nothing that can't be solved with one emoji, and if so, use two! I originally thought that the matter would end here, but when Bailize used the emoji "I want to travel through time", he realized that the matter had just begun... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.