System: "Do you see my dick?"
Zhou Lang: "No... Don't look at it."
System: "Put it another way, do you think I'm a dick?"
Zhou Lang: "It's so awesome!"
System: "Now that you have experienced my dick, are you willing to accept my official insertion?"
Zhou Lang: "What do I need to do?"
System: "It's very simple. Just collect enough spare tires within five years."
This is the happy story of an innocent little virgin who counterattacked from a spare tire to a spare tire king.
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
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Come here, bring me my Fangtian painted halberd. I want to give Xiuer a middle-parted comb.
Come here, bring me my Fangtian painted halberd. I want to give Xiuer a middle-parted comb.