These Guys Want to Fuck Me

It is impossible to find a girlfriend. It is impossible to find a girlfriend in this life. I can't afford cosmetics, and I don't know the tricks. I can only live by chatting with you, staying in bed to save energy, and surfing the Internet. When I have time, I write books and dress up. The guys here are all talented, they have lots of stories and they are caring. They are all pretty girls, and they also know how to talk and pretend to be cute girls. They look more like each other than the other ones. I really like it here! What? I treat you as brothers, but you actually want to work for me on a monthly basis! Ying Ying Ying! People don't obey! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.