Lin Feng transmigrated to a parallel world and awakened a cheeky System. Whenever night fell and all was quiet, he used his uniquely cutting voice to stab the fragile hearts of those **single** people. What? Why only single people? Kid, don't you know that people with girlfriends have already gone to get a room?
Lin Feng's Heart-Stabbing Quote 1: You can't have both fish and bear's paw, but you can be both single and poor.
Lin Feng's Heart-Stabbing Quote 2: Hard work doesn't guarantee success, but not working hard is definitely a breeze!
Lin Feng's Heart-Stabbing Quote 3: Looks aren't important. Love is about chemistry, but I just don't have any chemistry with ugly people.
Lin Feng's Heart-Stabbing Quote 4: In your teens, some people found a partner, some escaped poverty, but you ran wild like a husky, charging down the road to idiocy.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
Confucius said: "What is sex? Take off your clothes and trousers, touch your breasts, kiss your yin, lift the yang into the yin, advance four points, retreat three points, repeat, seven points of water and three flying tides, it is so refreshing.
One day, an author went to Dashan Village to seek inspiration for writing. A cow gave birth to a calf in Dashan Village, and villagers were watching. The cow screamed for a long time but failed to give birth. The reason was that the cow was not big enough. Seeing that the cow had lost its strength, the villagers were anxious. At the critical moment, an author put his lips on the cow and blew hard, only to see a cow's hoof exposed. The author grabbed it and pulled it out with force. The villagers praised, I didn't expect you to be good at bragging, and you are also good at pulling calves.
I kept laughing while watching it, my head hurts
I have been reading this book since last year. After reading it for so long, I have read this book. Doesn't your conscience hurt?
Anyone want a good book about the fox demon matchmaker? Big brother's T^T
I just discovered that the author's name is, Lun Jinxiu…
The breeze supports the willows, I dare to ask Duan You
Tips for getting out of singles? Tips for breaking up. **.
Come on, author, don't be a eunuch, I will always support you.
This book is awesome! It took more than a year to write like this!!