Kurumi's Tale

The revised opening of The Fantasy Journey of Tokisaki Kurumi is pretty * awful, but it gets a little better later.

Kurumi: "Author, your character setup is so complicated!"

Author: "It's fine, Sansa, you can handle it~"

Kurumi: "Author, your plot is so complicated!"

Author: "It's fine, Sansa, you can handle it~"

Kurumi: "Your writing is so bad!"

Author: "It's fine, Sansa, you can handle it~"

Kurumi: "...gunshots"

Author: "Waaaah! S-Sansa, calm down!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.