Naruto: The Strongest Base

When a biochemical crisis breaks out in the Hokage world, Shen Mu finally realizes that the apocalypse isn't scary at all.

"I hereby declare that, from this day onward, the ninja world has entered an era of unification, and I am its king!" Shen Mu announces loudly from atop the base. Huh, why does my butt feel a little chilly?

Hinata's face turns bright red.

Hanabi giggles. "Your Majesty, King of the Ninja World, your pants fell down."

Shen Mu roars, "Corpse Charm! Give me back the pants on your scythe!"

The barefoot girl nimbly steps across the rocks, brimming with confidence. "Today, I will uncover the secrets of humanity!"

All the girls: "Uncover your sister! You stinking zombie!"

The ninjas below the mountain can't see what's happening up there. Their applause thunders: "Long live the King of the Ninja World!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.