My Skin Rules the World

On the first day of time travel, Xiao He owned the whole world. I don't want to destroy the market economy, because I can buy the entire earth if I sell it! ——Doraemon I don't like heroes, and I don't want to be a hero. I just happened to have the second grade syndrome, so I saved the world! ——Spider-Man I say without reservation that the earth is like a piece of cake to me. As long as I move my mouth, I can eat a Japanese island in a minute! ——Venom Upstairs, don't go out and show off while I'm sleeping, okay? ——Xiao He "Yes, yes, the boss is right!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.