Mythology: I'm Not a Scumbag

Ding! Congratulations on using the Red Silk Ball! The Sage Nuwa is now your wife!

With the apocalypse approaching, Lin Feng, reborn, once again ventures into the world of myths and legends, seeking the most broken magical treasure of all: the Red Silk Ball.

From then on:

Ding! Congratulations on using the Red Silk Ball! The Ruthless Emperor is now your wife!

Ding! Congratulations on using the Red Silk Ball! Chang'e of the Moon Palace is now your wife!

Ding! Congratulations on using the Red Silk Ball! Yang Chan, the Third Holy Mother, is now your wife!

Ding! Congratulations on using the Red Silk Ball! Zhao Ling'er is now your wife!

"I'll work hard so I can meet all my wives as soon as possible!"

Lin Feng gazed at his contact list, which contained a full thirty quadrillion contacts, and silently resolved to himself!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.