The System Is Broken

I am the system, my host is very funny, and I am very broken. I gave him a pair of supreme eyes, but he used them to look at beauties. I gave him a supreme harp, but he used them to play cotton. I gave him a chaos boat that traveled across the ages, but he used it to hold a party... I wanted to train him to become the Supreme Being of all realms, but he was happily walking on another road, drifting away... His name is Xia You, my host, I am the system, and I am very broken. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.