Cultivation Academy

My name is Huo Huo, nicknamed Trouble, because I'm the toughest of all the academic failures. I couldn't get into any other school, so I was supposed to go to Dongshan Hongxiang to learn how to operate excavators. But on the day I went to register, I ran into a beggar at the station, who gave me a manual called the Dao-Proving Ascension Art. My fate changed completely: I was specially recruited into a cultivation academy and became one of its students. I'm naturally not the studying type, so how will I use scientific methods to beat the top students, take on the professors, slay evil immortals, and destroy the Ghost Emperor as I grow step by step into a great immortal who saves Earth and maintains world peace? And how will I win the hearts of mature older women, pure and innocent juniors, little lolis, and queens, and find my destined beauty? All this and more unfolds at the Cultivation Academy.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.