Super Sickness System

As the saying goes, if the King of Hell says you'll die at the third watch, you won't live to see the fifth.

I'm no King of Hell, but if I give you a cold that keeps you bedridden for three years, you'll just have to lie there obediently.

Cultivators never get sick? That's because you haven't met me.

Anyway, don't ask who I am. I'm no good person, because I'm the Sickness System, and a super one at that!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.