At Hong Sen Forest Zoo in Xishan City, a golden snub-nosed monkey was twirling a stick and forcing a three-meter-long Siberian tiger to retreat. A python over ten meters long opened its mouth and let out a dragon's roar. A giant panda tossed its bamboo aside and stuffed chunks of pork into its mouth. Most terrifying of all, in the crocodile enclosure, a black-and-white cat swatted a crocodile more than ten meters away with one paw!
A foreign tourist stared at the scene in horror. "Th-that... is...?"
A staff member gave him a scornful look, then smiled. "Oh? That's our boss's cat!"
The tourist gaped at the crocodile. "Then what is that...?"
The staff member gave him a mysterious smile. "A crocodile is a fish too, after all!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
In reality, I have low self-esteem and am cowardly. I dare not conflict with anyone or insult others for fear of being beaten. But on the Internet..., I am! I am high-spirited, look down on the world, insult netizens, I am the only one who dominates! If God did not give birth to me as a keyboard warrior, my spouting will last forever like a long night, come on! The pinnacle of immortality, proud of the world! As long as I have the keyboard, there will be heaven! The key to the river comes from the sky! One click to control the world! Break the world of mortals! Kill all the immortals! With one click in your hand, cut off the nine heavens! What if there are no true immortals in the world? I would like to hold the key and become an immortal!
The little author, who is not updating the article, holds up his two ears, cuts the arteries and veins, and remains motionless, so cute. The young author, if he doesn't update his articles, inserts needles to destroy his brain and hangs him up. He sticks hydrochloric acid on his belly, and he crawls around so cutely. The young author, who doesn't update his articles, is locked up in a cage and given electric shocks after hanging his tail. It's so cute to feel sad and depressed. The young author, without updating the article, pinched the left and right breasts, cut open the thorax and performed a laparotomy, the blood was so cute. The young author, who did not update the article, was injected with anesthesia and tied up, and his cecum was cut and sewn up. His eyes were dull and so cute. The young author, if he doesn't update the article, digs out his eyes and lifts them up, cuts off his bladder and cerebellum, and his dying struggle is so cute. The young author, who did not update his articles, tied his hands and feet and hung them up, using leather whips, candles, and electric batons, and he screamed so cutely.
You actually made the four monkeys who can live in the world so weak, what are you doing?
Brothers, don't be fooled by him! He copied this book! I just looked at the Xinhua Dictionary. Every word is the same but the order is messed up, so I think he copied this book!
What's so strange about pandas eating pork?
This kind of novel is most suitable for brainless people like me.
I just finished reading the first part. It was pretty good, but the country has been silent. I'm curious, are they stupid?
You actually made the four monkeys who can live in the world so weak, what are you doing?
The protagonist loves money so much. I've read dozens of chapters and it's all about making money.
The article collapsed at the beginning. No matter how good your writing skills are, you can write if you really know how to type.