I Became the Son-in-Law of the Journey to the West

“Wukong, bring me your Sea-Calming Needle. I need it to sew your clothes!”

“Bajie, bring me your Nine-Toothed Rake. I need it to part your hair down the middle!”

“Wuneng, bring me my chamber pot. I need it to steep some Longjing tea for you!”

Sha Wujing: “????,!!!!”

“Damn it, Bajie, why are you jerking off again? I told you not to, I told you not to! Why won't you listen?”

Tang Xiaozang transmigrates into Journey to the West and becomes Tang Sanzang. His outrageous antics leave the immortals and Buddhas of heaven stunned.

Tang Xiaozang: “You probably won't believe this, but the reason I'm traveling west to fetch the scriptures is because the Tang Emperor is hunting me down!”

“Why is the Tang Emperor hunting me? Well, it all started when I cuckolded him...”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.