I Am a Son-In-Law in Journey to the West

"Wukong, bring your Dinghai Divine Needle. I will use your Dinghai Divine Needle to sew clothes for you!" "Bajie, bring over your nine-toothed rake. I will use your nine-toothed rake to thin out the middle points for you!" "Wuneng, bring me my master's chamber pot. I want to use it to soak you in Longjing"! Sha Wujing: "????,!!!" "Damn it, Bajie, why are you masturbating again? My master told you not to masturbate, not to masturbate, why didn't you listen?" Tang Xiaozang traveled to the West and became Tang Sanzang, shocking the gods and Buddhas all over the world with each of his sexy tricks. Tang Xiaozang: "You may not believe it, but the reason why I went to the West to learn scriptures was because of the pursuit of Emperor Tang!" "Why did Emperor Tang pursue me? It depends on me cuckolding him*"! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.