Just How Hard Is It to Become a Man Who Will Be Hokage?

An older lifelong bachelor unexpectedly arrives in the world of Naruto. For the sake of his own happiness, he starts teaching Snake Uncle the proper scientific outlook, Nagato the right outlook on life, and Madara the right values. Uh, this seems a little difficult. "My name is Uzumaki Hero, and I'm feeding myself a pinch of salt."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.